October 2011
1 post
March 2010
1 post
I would see this in concert.
February 2010
3 posts
“The trainer was explaining different things about the whale..and then the...
– NY Post on Whale that killed trainer. The witness who gave the account is a big fan of Deep Blue Sea.
Wanna Cringe? →
Guess I’m jaded, considering I cracked up laughing at this whore.
pablog:
Alas, I am not (yet?) the type of person who volunteers to listen to abject awkwardness.
paulscheer:
Dude Breaks Up w/Girlfriend of 3 Years on Radio — So Uncomfortable.
Just when you think it can’t get worse it does.
Thanks (@Devindra)
January 2010
8 posts
Useful →
Colbert prepares to take on Davis, tonight.
Well done.
“Come at me Bro! Come at me Bro!”
October 2009
5 posts
Historical Figures' Pick-up Lines →
my faves: Ghandi, Beethoven, Einstein
The most heinous of crimes: stick poking. →
Cab Driver 1
PediCab Hippie 0
September 2009
7 posts
Really Scott Baio? Really?
Further proof that New England fans are the worst. →
new phrase of the day: “keep fucking that chicken!”
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http://doihaveswineflu.org/ →
lengths i won't go to as a wingman for a friend...
John: she sounds italian, yes?
ask her to go to Church as a friend
me: hahaha
John: then reveal you dont go to Church but i do
June 2009
2 posts
May 2009
12 posts
i don’t remember sherlock being an action hero so much…
it’s been too long
"Lebron right now is a video game cheat code" →
Shaq quoting his son in a radio interview at roughly 2:00.
I stand by my statement that the God of War line of games is one of the greatest ever made for the PS2. The next epic-myth based game looks just as sick.
My kinda sports fan.
Andy Samberg’s MTV Video Awards Best Fight Scene.
Andy Samberg’s MTV Video Awards Best Male Performance.
Hatton’s trainer, Floyd Mayweather Sr., called on him to quit.
“I...
– “someone below that”…fighting words?
Well, guess the swine should get together and do... →
April 2009
14 posts
Good job internet. Now, seriously, do the President’s speech from ID4.
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair →
Also, this looks like the Russian version of the El Mariachi, Desperado, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico Trilogy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Command_Performance_(film)
pablog:
Dolph Lundgren apparently has a masters in chemistry and speaks 5+ languages. Also, he must break you. (h/t Gawker)
Pablog,
Practice this, and add it to your repertoire of shifty asian-basketball moves.
They need to put more famous speeches/newscasts to techno beats.
Specifically, President Whitmore’s speech from “Independance Day.”
Pirate Hunting TV Show! →
Not to be confused with Pirates, the highest budgeted Pornographic film of all time.
Miley Cyrus comment, okay
Al Roker story, disturbing
Bob Barker, @ 1:10, awesome.